In Bangkok yesterday, a man was found dead, pants around ankles, with a condom on, with by several snakebites on his inner thighs. Ouch!

According to news24.com, the snake was also found dead in the man’s clutched fist with some remaining snake parts in the man’s mouth. The police believe it was the man’s way of fighting back. The condom was properly secured on the man’s penis, without semen present.

That just sssssssssucks.

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